Today, at lunch, I was driving to the grocery store. I saw what I felt at the time was something quite odd. There was a man sitting in a cemetery much like this one - just less scary.

I see this man sitting by a tombstone, using it like a chair. Much like this elephant is.

He was just sitting there, leaning back against some random person's tombstone talking on his cell phone. What? Seriously? There were trees you could have leaned against. I saw them with my own eyes. What a douche!