My friend Rose

All I have to say is Tequila Rose is a

GREAT friend of mine. You should totally

hang out with her. Seriously.

Front Page Baby!!!

So I, being not sportsy at all, rarely even think about looking at the sports section of the Kansas City Star. Today, while I was in our break room fixing my breakfast I decided to have a peek since it was laying on top of the rest of the paper. Oh to my delight and surprise!! My boys, the Bearcats, were right there on the front page. SURE it was at the bottom, but front page is front page baby. They were dedicating the revamped football field last night to the best coach ever, Mel Tjeerdsma (you say it like Church-ma). Check out the story and see how the CATS won 21-0.

B E A R C A T S ...BEARCATS, BEARCATS....GOOOOOOO BEARCATS!!!!

Sniffle Sniffle

I feel really, REALLY bad for luvthebearcats. Not ONLY does she (look away if you must) have to go back to WORK (GAAAASSSPPP!!!!!) tomorrow but she also turns THIRTY FIVE!!! Who wants to be 35. I mean look at that number. It's not exciting at all. The 3 is all round and chubby looking and the 5....I mean COME ON...Walk like an Egyptian was so 20 years ago. 34 is a great number. The 4 is all pointy and anyone who is anyone knows that pointy shit rules.

Shocking!

Me: OH here’s a tid bit o info…not that u’ll know him (I don’t even remember him) but nells was telling me that a kid that was in the grade below us came to their 10 year reunion last weekend (people in her book club are that age) and he was no longer Buster…he was Bethany. WOW.

MA: WTF?! Not that this should be the most shocking part of the story, but was his name really Buster originally?


Oh MA!! Ya make me laugh!!!

The joy of IM

My friend Red and her beau, who we shall call Cih-ho-te, had this conversation over instant messenger today. Had this convo happened in person it probably wouldn't have ended quite as funny as it does.
It's kind of long...but totally worth it in the end! Thank you Red and Cih-Ho-Te for giving me something to blog about today.

RED says:
I just walked out into the hallway to get a file and the copier salesman was out there.
RED says:
He said, "Wow! I love your shirt!"
RED says:
"Pink is my favorite color!"
RED says:
Huge guy. Gruff voice. Not gay sounding.

CIH-HO-TE says:
Mine too!

RED says:
So, I kind of giggled at him and when I walked past him again he said, "Please don't get me in trouble. I didn’t mean anything by that..."
RED says:
WTF????

CIH-HO-TE says:
No kidding isn't that some type of harassment?

RED says:
What?
RED says:
Are you kidding?

CIH-HO-TE says:
Ok so why would someone say that if they didn't mean anything by that
CIH-HO-TE says:
No I'm not kidding that has to be sometype of harassment at your job
CIH-HO-TE says:
That doesn't make sense
CIH-HO-TE says:
Have you saw him there before
CIH-HO-TE says:
?
CIH-HO-TE just sent you a nudge.

RED says:
He doesn't work for the hospital. I've seen him before, but I've never talked to him.
RED says:
I didn't know what to say so I just laughed and told him that I wouldn't tell anyone that pink was his favorite color.
RED says:
Then after I got back to my office I realized how weird it was.
RED says:
I don't think it's harassment to tell someone that you like their clothes. I just think it's bizarre.

CIH-HO-TE says:
That is wierd

RED says:
I'm not even showing cleavage today!

CIH-HO-TE says:
But he said he liked your shit! Then backed off and changed it to a pink shirt
CIH-HO-TE says:
Hmmmmmm?

RED says:
Ummm. I have a pink shirt on.

CIH-HO-TE says:
I'm just saying I was born at night but if I told someone I like their shit I am either a sick freak or I want to get into her pants

RED says:
I think you need to re-read what I told you he said.
RED says:
He said he liked my PINK SHIRT!

CIH-HO-TE says:
Oh I thought it was shit not shirt
CIH-HO-TE says:
Ooops

RED says:
My shit is pretty fabulous, though.

Friggin Fun Friday

Yes, I know. Another 'Thriller' video. I just can't help myself! I must insist that you watch and laugh your ass off. I completely agree with my friend Red, who somehow found this on youtube, the tranny IS the best part of the video. I really wish I knew if these fellas had to audition for their parts - maybe wikipedia knows! ENJOY!

Mr. and Mrs. Jarhead meme

So good ole luvthebearcats tagged me to do a meme. Look at her go in all of her crazy bloggin knowledge and ways. This is 8 things that are about Jarhead and me.

1. We met in a bar in Maryville, Missouri named Molly's.

2. I invited him over to an after party at my pad and when my friend Berta showed up she she walked in, saw him, and went the other way. She was a waitress at Molly's and he had annoyed the HELL out of her that night.

3. We have been married for 3 years. Dated before that for 5.

4. He enjoys recanting how he got to stay at my place the first night we met. There was a game of darts, a bet, and a 'Oops, forgot to mention that I was in a dart league when I was in the Marines'. He didn't get any so I really won in the end.

5. He forced me, 'Hippy Tree Hugger', to go hunting with him when we first started dating. I did not enjoy seeing a cute little bambi being taken out. I did enjoy looking at all the insides though. He likes to tell that story too. 'She didn't like seeing it die but then she wants me to cut open the stomach so we can see what it ate'.

6. At the end of our wedding day Mr. Jarhead almost got into a fight with a guy who was a REAL winner. The only reason he didn't get into said fight was that while they were walking UP the stairs luvthebearcats jumped on his back to keep the fight from happening. Man she's good.

7. I got into a bad car accident last year with our (at the time) 10 week old akl. They closed the road to traffic because of it. Mr. JH gets up to where the Lotawanna 5-0 is sitting and tells him that his wife and child were in the car accident and he needs to get by. L 5-0 says no way sir - if you go I will arrest you. Mr. JH doesn't care what the coppa says and starts to drive down the road. I BELIEVE L 5-0 starts yelling and pulling his weapon (really...your weapon? go back to hick town brotha). That's about the time my ambulance driver calls him to let him know where they are taking me and akl. The law was takin him down!!


8. We are ALSO sexy bitches.