Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Crawl Made Me Blue

Ahh...the infamous 'Blue Shirt Crawl'. This was the second crawl we did and it ended up being mostly a ladies crawl. We did have 2 big guy anchors and that helped us out.





This was the first year that we used our shirt as canvases for the fun and frivolity that happens at the crawl. A handful of us stayed down at the Holiday Inn so we ended up being out ALL NIGHT LONG. LynC and I were doing the monkey walk...you have to remember what that is right?....and we tripped and stumbled I think (it's a little fuzzy). The door man to the bar we were going to saw the event and WOULDN'T LET HER IN. Look at this pic....she and Red look sober!


Insert song lyrics here: 'Everybody was kung foo fighting!!!'

Miss MAW was FEISTY at this crawl. She remembered that she almost got into it with some dumb b$%ch in the bathroom of Johnny Dare's bar - that is no longer there. She looks completely innocent doesn't she?
Later on that evening Miss MAW decided that it was a GOOD IDEA to walk home FROM WESTPORT to her apartment. Her apartment wasn't THAT far away...but the rule was stated from that crawl on out - NO WALKING HOME BY YOURSELF.




I do have to make mention of the event that made this crawl INFAMOUS for me. That would be the 'Gyro Incident'.

At the end of the night LynC, Red and I needed some food in our belly. Look...there is a van in the street that makes Gyros...THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA.

So the three of us purchase our gyros and start to head back to the hotel room. LynC is walking in front of us and all of a sudden she is HORIZONTAL on the pavement ....gyro goody goodness scattered everywhere. Some randoms helped her up and the three of us could N O T stop laughing. I wish that I could take that memory from my brain and replay in for everyone else to see. I do recall that more then the falling....LynC was BENT about losing the insides of her gyro. GOOD STUFF.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for the BEST Crawls ever.....the ones with ME at them.

Anonymous said...

nek&eak'smom is kind of a gangsta.

Anonymous said...

She's right, I am SOOOOO much a gangsta!!!

LynC said...

Ok, so I'm just now getting around to seeing your site. Your writing is quite clever (but don't quit your day-job). I'm glad that I'm in a good place with the gyro story since you've shared it with everyone. Everytime that story is recalled, it makes me laugh up a storm. I've never considered myself to be a funny person, but damn that was funny shit! Sometimes being funny is painful, such as that. I was drunk, but not so much that I coudn't feel pain from the fall. Who knew that pavement was so hard? Man it happend so quick, I had no time to react...or did I? I'm sure that the cops found it commical though since they had front-row seats for the show. Love ya, Lyn